CAREER LOUNGE

  YOU AND YOUR BOSS...
   When you take along time to finish,you are slow
when your boss takes along time he is thorough
   When you don't do it,you are lazy
When your boss doesn't do it, he is busy
   When you do something without being told,you are trying to be smart
When your boss does the same he takes the initiative
   When you please your boss,you are apple polishing
When your boss pleases his boss,he is cooperating
   When you make a mistake,your an idiot
When your boss makes a mistake,he is only human
   When you are out of the office,you are wondering about
When your boss is out of the office,his doing business
   When you are on a day off,because you are sick,then your always sick
when your boss is on a day off,because he is sick,then he must be really sick and possibly over stressed
   When you apply for leave,you must be going for an interview
when your boss applies for leave,it's because he has over worked
   When you do good your boss never remembers,when you do wrong he never forgets.